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Me: okay, Past Me, wanna explain how we ended up in this state?

Past Me: oh ummm, I overstayed writing that thesis, which is now two days overdue.

Me: And?

Past Me : It was sixth such night in a row.

Me : And?

Past Me : When I finally couldn’t think anymore I went to sleep.

Past Me : Except I couldn’t fall asleep.

Past Me : So we ended up having delirium.

Past Me : Like shivers all over the body, due to the gusts of cold wind, except we were bundled in 5 blankets and objectivly aware that we are overheating.

Me: And now we have this all-consuming headache that threatens nausea whenever we so much rise the head 2 inches up.

Me: So. ..

Me: WELL DONE, PAST ME, I HOPE YOU ARE PROUD OF YOURSELF! !! LOOK AT THIS MESS…

Brain : *stumbles in slightly slurring* Heyyyyy, wanna hear plotline theories for the Han Solo movie???

Me: What the hell?

Brain : …The resistan-Rebelion! sends him to find labirynths because they are portals to the future - you can get visions through them…

Me: *groans *

Brain : …and young Han gets a vision of his death by his son’s hand.

Brain: he promptly claims he doesn’t remember what he saw, buuuut. ..

Brain : He really does! So he goes on living knowing his fate and trying to be cheery despite this.

Brain : Clever, huh?

Past Me : I’m so sorry.

Me: *deep sigh * I don’t care about Han Solo and his movie!!!

Me: * starts crying* I just want this headache to GO AWAY!!!

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